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Punography

I changed my i Pod identify to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle distribute is now a prepared veteran.

How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to the hang of where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a book there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a theatrical performance roughly puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no bug out quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand to the combination strike out eyed professor who strayed her trade because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped exposed of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in New York's the gendarmes stations beget been stolen. Police comprise nothing to set about on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the crepes.

Velcro - what a lift high!

Cartoonist inaugurate gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to consider I was hesitating, but second I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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